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Whereever you go, there you are
Meanwhile I’ll be on the back patio
Daydrinking with the commissar —
We’ll reason our way thru
the madness of existence —
the plot’s confused, life’s bad theater
Of course it is, welcome to the future
Welcome to the future --
What’s it mean, where’s it end, why’s
Everyone so cruel?
I swear to God I’ll slap you
You say one more word about grad school —
Welcome to the future
welcome to the future
I’d prefer not to
welcome to the future
welcome to the future
I’d prefer not to
rather sit in this bar
daydrinking with the commissar
The Commissar and I
Have almost solved the riddle of history
By means of mania and whiskey trickery —
We’ve found, I think, the only question that matters:
To be or not to be a goddamn asshole —
Anthony Scaramucci was my favorite character
What a wonderful thing to be, a moral authority
WAIT
Keep you’re rationality and kindess
Away from me,
You goddamn insane, completely demented
Moral authority —
At some point we have to
solve the problem of tyranny
Tyranny of the people, of the state,
Of your dogshit personality —
The Commissar leans back,
takes a drink, and says —
Welcome to the future
welcome to the future
I’d prefer not to
welcome to the future
I’d prefer not to
rather sit in this bar
daydrinking with the commissar
The commissar’s like smoke / gray eyes / gray coat
He declares the future’s doomed
You must find your own sense of pride
Change your ways; your thoughts —
Your life’s propaganda for suicide,
There has to be something I can do
Some reason to continue —
What future’s there / for the body politic?
Beyond the stupidest appetites,
The ravings of a lunatic?
What’s the future like?
The Commissar lifted his glass and said
Nothing but mass disaster, mass panic —
Is that why we’re sitting in the bar? (wasting our lives?)
He nodded — yes yes, you beautiful idiot —
Now you’re getting it —
Welcome to the future —
I’d prefer not to
rather sit in this bar
daydrinking with the commissar
Piece together
Madness of Existence
Daydrinking with the Commissar
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Serves us right to suffer,
Though I can’t remember what for
Anymore —
Another Valentine’s Day
At the Chinese place, that yearning confusion
That thing we never say
What is it about the end of things
You’re never sad for the thing itself
Just for the thought of time passing
You can get your sexy roleplaying costumes
From Goodwill,
You can drain you glass, balanced half in the rain
On the windowsill —
Why doesn’t one of us just
Run off to the bar for a while
The way a hubcap fans with rust
The preferred romantic style
We were walking along
The tundra of Lake Calhoun
We were in love, some 4 degree,
Goddamn February afternoon
If we’re each alone long enough
We’ll have time to convince ourselves
That we each have to be alone
It’s that stone-hearted conclusion
We both can’t live without
No shouting, no crying
Just each of us aware we’d be no one
If we even for a moment stopped lying —
I don’t think you wanted
To be anybody’s bride
I wouldn’t be much of a groom
It’d be better if each of us could marry
Our precious teenage sense of doom —
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3. |
Paramilitary Girl
02:10
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If you’re gonna end the world
do it with style, grace
I love her but she loves apocalypse
I love the queen of terrorists
When we lie together, middle of the night
I know I’m not alone
Only thing between us is her Armalite.
I love it when she wears her ammo belt, balaclava,
And I love the way she never says goodbye
She just says — “Do svedaniya!”
She just says do svedaniya…
She's not good bad, she's evil
I know it's wrong but I can't help myself
I only wanna dance with the queen of terrorists.
What’s so bad about bad guys
Life’d be pretty fucking boring otherwise
But it’s easy for me - nuclear war, rising seas
Stabbings, shootings, bad reviews —
things’re only really bad when they happen to you
I don’t know why she’s so mean
But i love the terror queen
do like she does — an apocalypse
do what she does - it’s all in the wrist
She’s not good-bad, she’s evil
Know it’s wrong but i can’t help myself
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When I was sixteen
I used to sit on my parents’ roof
Drinking from a water bottle of
Scotch, wine, vodka, vermouth —
Mixed, stolen from dad’s liquor cabinet
It tasted like paint thinner — But I loved it.
I didnt know
What it meant to be low
Till 5 days at the hospital
5 days on an Aberdeen detox ward
I don’t believe, no I don’t suppose
that I’ll put back on my clothes
I aim to ruin this house party
Even if it means the death of me
it’s the utter shit you go through
that what makes you who you are
I’m just looking for a place
in the country, in the rain
A field of low low graves
to lay down in
I didnt know
What it meant to be low
Till 5 days at the hospital
5 days on an Aberdeen detox ward
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5. |
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Janice the Junior Sales Exec / sits in the ladies’ bathroom stall
Fashioning a shiv / from a razor and a nail-file —
It was fine if she was gonna die —
But she’d at least get to cut the guy —
Another office shooter, kid with the gun —
some snot-nosed office drone shit
While she listened for the shots in the hall
She thought why not: lit one last cigarette,
Just enough time to gloomily reflect
Before some kid busts in, shoots you on the fucking toilet —
She drank from her secret work flask
A bit of courage, .80 proof rum — she smoked
And sipped, thought back over her life,
Thought it was mostly fuckin dumb.
As dumb as some dumb son of a bitch
Who walks into an office / looking to shoot someone —
Well, you don’t know who you’re dealing with --
JANICE THE JUNIOR SALES EXEC / DOESN’T FEAR DEATH
JANICE THE JUNIOR SALES EXEC / DOESN’T FEAR YOUR PITIFUL DEATH.
Look back over your life, wonder what it was all for,
A few themes emerge: mostly bored, mostly tired, mostly poor —
Funny how even this / Janice finds mostly boring,
Prospect of immanent death, well — means nothing. Seems to her just as boring,
As living — she doesn’t fear death, goddammit, she’s Janice the Junior Sales Exec.
What was all this for, well maybe she just doesn’t care,
She just wants to take the sons of bitches out with her,
Bitch-ass slack-jawed chuck mouth office shooter,
Fuck him and fuck her and fuck all of them — (world’s better off if he shoots the boss, but) —
Fuck this place and everyone in it, fuck all the lies they told, the utter bullshit they feed you every day — fuck their culture, art, history, fuck this rotten city, fuck your fucking money, (and fuck you too, buddy)
And fuck this dumbass bucktoothed shitstained country
Free to work your life away, staring at beige walls
Free to die from easily treatable disease,
Free to lie to yourself about it all, free to lie about anything you please,
Free to scramble for every shred you get,
Free to get shot in the fucking office toilet —
Janice the Junior Sales Exec
Doesn't fear your little fuckin death.
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Murphy was an underground man / lived beneath the city streets
Every day’s cold and gray / every day just repeats —
Slinking from the cops, hitting up University Ave pawn shops —
With Will he sold stolen lawnmowers, cellphones, and leaf blowers.
It’s the way life’s nothing but a habit
Methamphetamine / death on credit — last stand of the deadend corner kid scheme —
Then one day / your wretched life is gonna change.
Will was just a guy he got high with, but they called each other brother
Over pipe smoke, weed, and vodka;
Everybody knows a brother’s as replaceable as an umbrella —
Will showed up with a wad of bills, they’d get a big score, sell the rest of it, but
If you hold those bills too long / you’ll get ink-stained fingertips —
Murphy swore later: no idea they were counterfeit
Though by then he’d swear anything / to get out of the basement —
Either way they scored big from a doe-eyed guy (looked like a character from anime)
So another day in a high gray haze / Driving back and forth through Minneapolis
None of your old friends talk to you anymore
Your mom and dad too / a junkie thief, a liar / everybody finally knows the truth about you
Always make sure you know the man you scam / you must know the man, understand —
And run run run —
They got a call, unknown number,
Some guy looking to buy, meet at this address, 10 PM —
The moment you come down, it’s nothing but regret, so
You must become smoke, ceaselessly forget —
Some abandoned house in the forest
Didn’t seem legit but they were too high to notice —
But the man and all his friends / are waiting for you/ the men who look like wolves
Dragged them inside, beat them, stripped off all their clothes —
Murphy swears he’s innocent / no clue about the fake payment,
Trying to explain it like swearing to the impassive face of God
What crime did you commit? Can’t remember now, but there has to be some reason for how bad things’ve gotten.
Bloody Murphy dressed again / the man says he’s paid his debt, but his friend, Will, his brother
Has to stay — no one’s innocent and nothing’s free — but the man only needed One
To make it right, said on a whim Will’s guilty —
The look in his eyes, right before Murphy shut the door
The look in his eyes — before the wolves howled around his brother —
Murphy shut the door, left him there —
Sunrise drive home, bruised and bloody, had a funny thought: how he hated all these things
How he still didn’t want to die — better you than me. Better you than me. That’s what he read in the Fargo sunrise —
So Murphy never saw Will again / his brother / bud, whatever, friend —
Went looking for him once, right out of treatment —
But he never saw him alive again
Just the word regret, emptiness / no one’s ever innocent
ONE DAY YOUR WRETCHED LIFE IS GONNA CHANGE
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SING IT YOURSELVES
Fuck the politically minded, here's something I want to say
About the state of the nation, the way they treat us today
At school they give you shit, drop you in a pit
You try, you try, you try to get out, but you can't because they've fucked you about
Then you're a prime example of how they must not be
This is just a sample, what they've done to you and me
Do they owe us a living?
Course they do, course they do
Owe us a living?
Course they do, course they do
Owe us a living?
Course they fucking do
They don't want me anymore, threw it on the floor
Used to call me sweet thing, I'm nobody's plaything
And now that I am different, love to bust my head
You'd love to see me cop out, love to see me dead
Do they owe us a living?
Course they do, course they do
Owe us a living?
Course they do, course they do
Owe us a living?
Course they fucking do
The living that is owed to me, I'm never going to get
Buggered this whole world up, up to their necks in debt.
Give you a lobotomy for something you ain't done
Make you the epitome of everything that's wrong
Do they owe us a living?
Course they do, course they do
Owe us a living?
Course they do, course they do
Owe us a living?
Course they fucking do
Don't take any notice of what the public thinks
So much on the TV, just don't want to think.
Used you as a target, they want to sell advice
When you don't want to hear it, say you're full of vice
Do they owe us a living?
Course they do, course they do
Owe us a living?
Course they do, course they do
Owe us a living?
Course they fucking do
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Give us wine and cigarettes
Caviar and rum
Give us speed and crystal
Give us opium
most of all, my son
Give us delirium —
It’s better to lose your mind
Better still to’ve never been
Best of all: snuff out the lives of others
Add to the host / of oblivion
My son my son
Let’s have delirium
Delirium
Nothing more beautiful
Than absolute oblivion
My son my son
Scorch your soul away
In the furnace of delirium
Surely you alone know the truth of yourself
That unique aspect in the way you proclaim:
This is who I am!
Perfect distillation of your soul
Captured in artful black and white
For the gods of Instagram
Join us swinging from the chandelier
Countless bodies become one
Free from sadness, free from fear —
My son my son
Let’s have delirium
Delirium
Nothing more beautiful
Than absolute oblivion
My son my son
Scorch your soul away
In the furnace of delirium
A person’s just an incoherent sum of appetites
Best to lose yourself among them
Atomize your soul
Among the champagne lights —
This insanity you speak
this theater of free will
I’ve met thousands just like you
all alike who swore
to be absolute “rugged individuals”
Me I’m not unique
Not an individual at all
I’m one among a chorus
another voice
that’ll paralyze you
In the supermarket ice cream aisle
Go ahead and make your choice
My son my son
Let’s have delirium
Delirium
Nothing more beautiful
Than absolute oblivion
My son my son
Scorch your soul away
In the furnace of delirium
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9. |
Sick Of Metaphors
03:27
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To break down in tears, on line at the deli
Why, that sounds like absolute heaven to me
And to pass out on a park bench, in Union Square
It’s positively revolutionary —
Oh think of everything we shared,
The laughter, love, the tender tears —
Perhaps some day we’ll meet again —
Wait, sorry — I meant to text a different person —
The people who love me most
Aren’t always the same as / the people I most miss
This is - a metaphor
This is all a metaphor for sadness
Trust me
You’ll need a lot of
metaphors for sadness in
this goddamn business
And I sincerely apologize — New phone, who dis?
Tell everyone, let all the people know,
Of my courage, my endless quest
To prove once and for all
That my pain and sadness is the best —
Perhaps you simply misunderstand / this despair of mine
Better spend all day in just your underwear / drinking from a box of wine.
The best way to rhyme with pain
Follow it with “pouring rain”;
Then you can claim / you are always standing in it
This is a metaphor —
Trust me: you will need many metaphors for sadness
In this (goddamn) business —
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10. |
100 Miles to Berlin
04:24
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Ghosts of an endless army
Are stuck in the mud
100 miles from Berlin
They’ve come
to bury a city and build a wasteland
the ghosts within this army
are all romantic fools
they’ve pledged to end all history
But they never finished high school
But from the snow and ash
the sundering they’ll leave behind
What world’s born from the lash?
Will it be - forgive me- kind?
(FUCK YOUR SCENE, KIDS!)
I don’t care I think
let the ghosts bury history
It’s for us to follow in the echo
to lose ourselves
in the corpse of ideology
But, forgive me, I still think
The only good nazi is a dead nazi
We’re on our way to Berlin, boys
Why do i get the feeling
We’ve been here before
the same terrible joke repeated endlessly
History as parody — forgive me
100 Miles to Berlin
Every thing has been said before
Including that it must be said again
Where’s the Red Army when you need em?
How can you build a better world
without destruction - the need for fertilizer
to fuel the fires of creation —
we are ground beneath the boot
of insufferable nerds -
no more need, or use, for words
to live on in passive aggression
children’s toys and spit
the only heroes are fictional
and always dressed in tights
It’s the same terrible joke
Repeated endlessly
History as parody, well
Forgive me (I’m a bit old fashioned)
I still think
The only good nazi is a dead nazi
100 miles to Berlin
And yet we’ll never make it
Cursed to argue endlessly
Every thing has been said before
Including that it must be said again
You must choose either
Suicide or war
Eternal boredom or glorious extinction
Where’s the Red Army
When you need them?
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11. |
No Epiphanies
07:39
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Another doomed hospital romance
Without drugs
How’s anyone expected to keep it in their pants?
But it’s a good thing, I think
That they’ve figured out there’s
nothing to figure out, nothing to learn
from the self-destructing, useless shit of it all
there are no epiphanies, just
2 dirtbags in love
in the mental hospital —
(2 dirtbags in love again)
Flirting in the cafeteria,
Making eyes in CBT -
She can’t wait to kiss him
After they learn about
Healthy coping strategies
Everybody knows this won’t end well
But what do those people know about love
or anything else?
What do they know about
falling in love in the mental hospital?
Kissing in the snow
Beneath the winter-blue
Wisconsin moon
Kissing on the smoking patio —
now you finally know
that things are truly empty
now you finally know
there’s no such thing as
an epiphany
She wanted to be like the others
in group therapy
Who screamed and cried
recounting their mad histories, but
who lived and died/ love, family, suicide,
to live a good long time —
All seemed absurd to her (all seemed so absurd)
don’t know if they ever really knew each other
don’t know what that’d mean
Maybe it serves them right to suffer
Maybe you’re only at your best /
at your most obscene
It’s always the real world
you have to return to
Always the real world waiting for you
Riots in the streets, cities collapse into the sea
Sporadic electricity -
But what the fuck does the end of everything
mean to you and me?
Weren’t we both resolved to die
Resolved to want and gain nothing
From our empty little lives?
Even the love between them
more like a parody
the way they became desperate for each other
even this —
no epiphany
Kissing in the snow
Beneath the winter-blue
Wisconsin moon
Kissing on the smoking patio —
now you finally know
that things are truly empty
now you finally know
there’s no such thing as
an epiphany
But take courage: if things weren’t quite so empty
you’d never hear the end
of all these goddamned epiphanies
What’s so bad about
Eternal damnation?
It can’t be worse
Than being broke again
I suppose one day you might
Regret it all —
But not today, no
kissing in the snow
on the smoking patio
eternity in the mental hospital
It’s so strange to find — someone who stays
It’s so strange so find someone who stays
So strange how once you find them
You’re so desperate to throw it away
the fact that you’re lonely
doesn’t count as an epiphany
though I suppose that realization
might be a bit of a contradiction
there is no end of it, they told each other
when they parted
there’s no end like there’s no epiphanies
no decent realization for the madness of this place
no place at all, no hope of grace
No need for grace at all
Just years on, some dim memory, but
No epiphanies —
Kissing in the snow
Beneath the winter-blue
Wisconsin moon
Kissing on the smoking patio —
now you finally know
that things are truly empty
now you finally know
there’s no such thing as
an epiphany
Watching the snow fall
over the ruins of Chicago
Soot, rusted train-tracks
neon lights all almost
the sign I’m waiting for
some word in the snowfall
something reminds me of
falling in love in the hospital…
They’re waiting for a new world
As I sit and drink
and watch the snow fall
over the ruins of Chicago
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